tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900871903471949412011-08-05T19:00:49.376-07:00"Help! A guinea pig tricked me."Funny Quotes from my Classroom Experience
(with contributions from my peers' experiences)Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17662436517653484437noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290087190347194941.post-9087083941217621632010-01-08T18:43:00.001-08:002010-01-08T18:43:59.715-08:00<h3 class="GenericStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}">Teacher: Wow Jake, you are wearing a lot of green today! </h3><h3 class="GenericStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}">Student: Yeah, my underpants is green too. Check'em out!</h3><h3 class="GenericStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"> </h3><h3 class="GenericStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"> </h3><h3 class="GenericStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}">(Thanks, Kate!) <br /></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290087190347194941-908708394121762163?l=helpaguineapigtrickedme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17662436517653484437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290087190347194941.post-27737046292649834122009-09-22T16:26:00.000-07:002009-09-22T16:26:38.686-07:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIStory_Message"> From a first grader after being handed heavy lunch bin</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span class="UIStory_Message">"Don't worry I can handle it...I've been lifting weights."</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span class="UIStory_Message"> </span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span class="UIStory_Message"><span style="color: red;">(Thanks Kate!)</span><br /></span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290087190347194941-2773704629264983412?l=helpaguineapigtrickedme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17662436517653484437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290087190347194941.post-86169302141389535012009-09-22T16:24:00.001-07:002009-09-22T16:25:02.758-07:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}">From a first grader looking at teacher's notes: </h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;">"Teacher, What's that say? I can't speak cursive!"</h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"> </h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span style="color: red;">(Thanks Kate!)</span> <br /></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290087190347194941-8616930214138953501?l=helpaguineapigtrickedme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17662436517653484437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290087190347194941.post-57495265619092322552009-09-22T16:23:00.000-07:002009-09-22T16:23:41.697-07:00Artists<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" data-ft="{"type":"name"}"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message">From a first grader while doing an art project: </span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span class="UIStory_Message">"Artists take a deep breath..down to their heart."</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span class="UIStory_Message"> </span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span class="UIStory_Message"><span style="color: red;">(Thanks Kate!)</span> <br /></span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290087190347194941-5749526561909232255?l=helpaguineapigtrickedme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17662436517653484437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290087190347194941.post-16984309651831071812009-09-11T21:14:00.000-07:002009-09-11T21:16:23.560-07:00Suppona<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"> From a 3rd grader drafting a story:</h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"> <span style="color: blue;">"How do you spell 'suppona?'"</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="background-color: white; color: #a64d79;"> "I don't think I know that word... "</h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;">"Yeah you do, like `One suppona time!'"</h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"> </h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: red; color: red;"><span style="background-color: white;">(Thanks Nicole!) </span></span><br /></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290087190347194941-1698430965183107181?l=helpaguineapigtrickedme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17662436517653484437noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-290087190347194941.post-86139262708672921212009-09-11T21:11:00.000-07:002009-09-11T21:17:33.624-07:00Sore and Tired Bugologist<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span style="font-size: large;">From a second grader...</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">"the spiders are sore and tired because they are female and pregnant"</span><br /><span style="background-color: white; color: #a64d79;">"Well how do you know they are female?"</span><br /><span style="color: blue;">"because my mom's a bugologist!"</span></span></h3><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: red;">(Thanks Stephanie!)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/290087190347194941-8613926270867292121?l=helpaguineapigtrickedme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17662436517653484437noreply@blogger.com0