Teacher: Wow Jake, you are wearing a lot of green today! 

Student: Yeah, my underpants is green too. Check'em out!

 

 

(Thanks, Kate!)

From a first grader after being handed heavy lunch bin

"Don't worry I can handle it...I've been lifting weights."

 

(Thanks Kate!)

From a first grader looking at teacher's notes: 

"Teacher, What's that say? I can't speak cursive!"

 

(Thanks Kate!)

Artists

From a first grader while doing an art project: 

"Artists take a deep breath..down to their heart."

 

(Thanks Kate!)

Suppona

From a 3rd grader drafting a story:

"How do you spell 'suppona?'"

"I don't think I know that word... "

"Yeah you do, like `One suppona time!'"

 

(Thanks Nicole!)

Sore and Tired Bugologist

From a second grader...

"the spiders are sore and tired because they are female and pregnant"
"Well how do you know they are female?"
"because my mom's a bugologist!"

(Thanks Stephanie!)